Me llamo Jeyson, me dicen Jeyson pero tu me puedes decir Jeyson (o Tio Jey)
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    whatisagorman:

    snakelet:

    this is 911 state your emergency

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    YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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    911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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    YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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    911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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    MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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    YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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    TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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    911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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    yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

    this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

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